swarnpert:

when i hear people irl talking about pokemon

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dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

motherhensdetective:

I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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tyleroakley:

pika pika

tyleroakley:

pika pika

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

mellarkish:

cute boys

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cute boys that are really nice

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cute boys that are really nice and wanna kiss u

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spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE