k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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methhomework:

relationship goals

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin